Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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