I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We left the knife in your bed.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Damn victory sex feels great
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
