In the future we'll all be gay
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
