this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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