I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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