So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm experimenting with sincerity
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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