New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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