How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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