Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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