no you cant smoke seaweed
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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