The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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