i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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