OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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