She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
either way he was missing a nipple.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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