You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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