Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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