I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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