Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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