better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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