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the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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