oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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