Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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