Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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