party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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