I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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