Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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