I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Randomize
