people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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