Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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