in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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