loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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