I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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