peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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