And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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