Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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