So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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