it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize
