i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
