I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Green mimosas i think yes
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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