ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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