i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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