we have officially lost it.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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