This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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