quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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