just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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