Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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