8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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