A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
