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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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