I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
did you just send me my own nude
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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