Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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