Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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