I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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