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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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